01 June 2011

Trade Rumors

I don't usually post about these because it's mostly just a waste of time, but there are two I can't ignore:
  1. It's looking like Kevin Kolb might be headed to the Cardinals - I KNEW it!
  2. Plax might be coming to the Eagles. Are they trying to corner the market on ex-cons? Of course it's all "if the price is right" talk. The Eagles don't need receivers, but ever since they dumped Hank Baskett, they don't really have anyone good for end zone fade routes, since all their excellent receivers are four feet tall. As long as they can get him for used DVDs of the Waterboy and The Longest Yard, plus two packs of smokes, I figure why not take a chance?

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