Philadelphia Eagles, 24, Washington Football Team, 38, Saturday, December 26, 2015
Yes, I know the season's not officially over yet, but let's be serious.
Oh my, I knew it was coming, and it was still incredibly painful to watch. The fact that we had ribs, collards, mac and cheese, apple pie, bourbon, and Lifelong Eagles Fan Mom and You-Two-Calm-Down-Or-I'm-Turning-Off-the TV Dad with us helped, but not enough. Not nearly enough.
The Eagles lost, and they lost in the most 2015 Eagles-ish way possible:
Sam Bradford fits a perfect pass into a tiny window! (See: his very first completed pass, to Nelson Agholor)
San Bradford and DeMarco Murray BOTH fumble on the same play!
As I posted on the private Eagles Facebook group I'm a member of: "First Sproles drops the punt, then Bradford AND Murray both drop the ball on the SAME play, then Murray drops the ball AGAIN. Ladies and gents, your 2015 Philadelphia Eagles."
And then Sam fumbles again! (And DeAngelo Hall recovers for the WFT TD)
Zach Ertz has a great catch!
Sam Bradford overthrows a WIDE open Zach Ertz with nothing in front of him but green, green grass!
Zach Ertz fumbles and WFT recovers!
Zach Ertz drops one that's right in his hands!
DROP DROP DROP DROP DROP DROP DROP DROP DROP DROP DROP DROP
(Were the Eagles #1 in wideout drops this year, or did it just feel that way?)
Malcolm Jenkins rocks! Only why does he appear to have big slabs of uncarved maple for hands?
Fletcher Cox....well, he was actually awesome all night. Which is why he's going to the Pro Bowl.
Why, why, WHY could NO ONE cover Jordan Reed? SRSLY PPL.
WHY CAN"T KIKO ALONZO DO ANYTHING RIGHT?
Sam Bradford nearly gets killed. Sam Bradford nearly gets killed. Sam Bradford nearly gets killed. Sam Bradford nearly gets killed.
HELLOOOOO? Anyone got an offensive line?
(Hey Chip: the offensive line is actually important in professional football. FYI.)
How did our D manage to make Tom Brady look like Kirk Cousins a few weeks ago, and make Kirk Cousins look like Tom Brady Saturday night? I do not know, but there you have it
As Tommy said: "This is the most inconsistent Eagles team in a long time. They were up and down all year long. You would think one area was a strength and a few weeks later it was a major liability. The polar opposite would happen to some other part of the team. You could never figure out what was real…what was the foundation of the team." PREACH.
What. A. Mess.
Here are a few things that are clear:
Chip the GM needs to be fired. Chip the coach *may* get another shot.
The three-headed running game did not work. DeMarco Murray needs to go back to the Cowboys. Or to hell, for all I care. But Darren Sproles and Ryan Mathews can stay. Call me! :)
The Eagles need a goddamn offensive line.
Sam Bradford is not the future of this team, but he may be the 2016 of this team.
WHY CAN'T THE DAMN RECEIVERS CATCH THE DAMN BALL?!?!?! You had ONE JOB, RECEIVERS. ONE JOB.
We miss you, Jordan Hicks.
Bryon Maxwell is not a #1 cornerback. He may not be a #3 cornerback.
WHY CAN'T THE DAMN D TACKLE? THIS IS NOT A COMPLICATED FOOTBALL CONCEPT. USE YOUR DAMN ARMS.
Get your mock draft ready, and hope that no one important gets hurt next week.
And on the up side, I won't have to interrupt my tropical vacation in Aruba to watch a game that's now meaningless.
PS Ex-Navy Cheesehead: ever missed, never forgotten
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