03 December 2015

2015 Week 13 Picks

Next up, the Eagles travel to Foxboro to face the 10-1 Patriots.

What's been funny, this week, on NFL Network and SportsCenter, is to listen to the talking heads point out that Gronk is out, as are Dont'a Hightower and Danny Amendola and Julian Edelman and, adding insult to, uh, injury, linebacker Jamie Collins has some "unspecified illness". So apparently this will actually be, you know, a game.

RIIIIIIIGHT.

The Pats could replace half their players with *fans*, *fans* who are *kids*, and they'd still kill the Eagles.

60 points are not impossible.

Chef Spouse and I will be decorating the tree and partaking liberally of the nog on Sunday afternoon. I figure it will provide a pleasant distraction. We may even turn off the sound in favor of the A Charlie Brown Christmas album if things get REALLY dire.

Do I even need to type this?

Patriots (who at least are no longer undefeated, and congratulations to the Broncos - the entire NFL-viewing nation outside of a 100 mile radius around Boston thanks you)

In the other matchups:

Packers at Lions: Packers

Jets at Giants: (which I guess means that the stadium will be full of Giants fans, so Jets fans, watch your backs) Jets

Cardinals at Rams: Cardinals

Falcons at Buccaneers: Falcons

Seahawks at Vikings: Seahawks

Texans at Bills: Bills

Ravens at Dolphins: Ravens

Bengals at Browns: Bengals

Jaguars at Titans: Titans

49ers at Bears: Bears

Broncos at Chargers: Broncos (Go, Brock Osweiler! Chef Spouse pointed out that that sounds like a porn name, but I think that's mostly because of repeated viewings of Boogie Nights)

Chiefs at Raiders: Chiefs

Panthers at Saints: I'd love to see the Saints win, but I think Superman is going to 12-0 - Panthers

Colts at Steelers: Steelers

Cowboys at DC: DC



 

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