OK, moving on...
This week, the Birds host the Titans.
Fact 1: Despite this year's road struggles (all three losses so far have come against good teams on the road, in case you weren't keeping track), the Eagles have been quite good at home. Where they will be on Sunday.
Fact 2: The Titans are 2-8. In the AFC South, a division that is not exactly tearing it up this year.
Fact 3: Zach Mettenberger.
Exactly - the rookie is the Titans starting QB. Which you could totally be forgiven for not knowing.
Fact 4: EVERYONE has picked the Eagles. Seriously. Everyone.
Thing is, the Eagles shouldn't sleep on this game.
As BGN points out, the Birds have never beaten the Titans.
And if the Rams' surprising win over the Broncos last week shows us anything, it's that "good" teams are definitely not immune to being upset by "bad" teams, even if Peyton Manning is involved (Mark Sanchez is NOT Peyton Manning, if you were wondering).
A fact in the Eagles' favor (I hope)? The Titans are not quite dead last against the run - the Giants are actually worse - but there's no time like the present for the McCoy/Sproles/Polk three-headed monster to become a thing. Seriously, guys - if not this week, then when?
There is no reasonable way the Eagles lose this game. And a win going into Dallas week would be really nice.
In the rest of the matchups:
Chiefs at Raiders: Yeah, yeah, the Black Hole, only it's been a REALLY long time since that scared anyone. Chiefs.
Browns at Falcons: The Browns had a surprising stumble against the Texans last week, but I expect them to right the ship this week against a weak Falcons team.
Lions at Patriots: The Lions are kicking some ass this year, but I don't think they can get past the Pats at home.
Packers at Vikings: Vikings. SIKE! Packers - now that the Vikings are playing outside, it will be almost like home.
Jaguars at Colts: Colts.
Bengals at Texans: I'm riding the Texans' D to victory.
Jets at Bills: Assuming they can even play the game (EIGHT GODDAMN FEET OF SNOW, y'all), I've got the Bills.
Buccaneers at Bears: The Bears are kind of stinking it up lately, but I think they have enough to take out the Bucs at home.
Cardinals at Seahawks: This will be the best game of the week, and I'm picking the Cards in an upset.
Rams at Chargers: Chargers.
Dolphins at Broncos: I'm going with another upset pick in the Dolphins.
Washington at 49ers: 49ers. And more agita in the DC sports media next week. Heh.
Cowboys at Giants: It would be SO helpful if the Giants could pull off the upset, but since they're not playing in Dallas, that's pretty unlikely. Cowboys.
Ravens at Saints: The Dome is no longer inviolable, and I think the Ravens' D is going to be too much for even Drew Brees to overcome.
On bye: Panthers, Steelers