03 November 2009

A Modest Proposal

Advice from Chef Spouse for the next Redskins coach (because even if ZORN! lasts the rest of the season, there will be a new Redskins coach sooner rather than later):
  • Get yourself a good contract - man's gotta eat. And buy a house in the DC area, which is not for sissies. Or poor people.
  • Make a new GM an absolutely non-negotiable part of your employment
  • Write in a $100M bonus that is delivered if and only if Dan Snyder interferes in any way with the team. Don't even let him speak to any players or draft prospects other than to say "nice game, X!"
Whoever you are - and at this point, probably the only people clueless enough to be willing to TAKE the job are currently coaching high school teams - it's your only chance.


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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I still think BYE should be the next Redskins coach. Sure, a 0-0-187 record won't win any Super Bowls, but undefeated is undefeated. Yaknowimsayin'?

-- Ed