Or, as Ex-Navy Cheesehead put it in alerting me to this news:
To the Tune of the Eagles fight song:
"Eat s_it TO,
Pay the Eagles dough-re-me."
Okay I'll stop now. We can add verses later.
PS - best wishes for a speedy recovery to PTI commentator and WaPo sports columnist Michael Wilbon, who suffered a mild heart attack yesterday. Get well soon, Knucklehead!