13 September 2008

Dear TO



"Dear TO,

We've been struggling to find the words for some time now. 2 1/2 years in fact. The thing is, we just weren't right for each other. We don't want to get into assigning blame. No one wins that game. This relationship was just doomed from the start. And it's over now. And can't be repaired. You have to let it go.

I know you and Tony don't have the fun times together we shared. No Monday Night Football parties. No Madden tournaments. No bye week Meg Ryan rom-com film fests. But he seems like a nice guy, and I'm sure things are going to work out great for you there in Big D, or somewhere else. The Right One is out there for you somewhere, we're sure. You're a special, special guy, really. You'll find The One for you someday.

Wherever your future takes you, we wish you well. But you really need to get over us and move on.

the Philadelphia Eagles"

(cue the violins and Celine!)

"...Your heart will go ooooonnnnn......."

Shout out to Romance.com for the help on composing a "Dear John" letter.


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